Square Dance Fever

             WARNING 

SQUARE DANCE FEVER

                 Very Contagious

Cause: Usually caused by exposure to Hoedown recordings.

Symptoms: Absent minded tapping of the floor with foot. 

Mumbling meaningless phrases such as “Allemand left with the old left hand” and “Do-si-do with the gent you know”. 

Constant need for a babysitter. 

Dressing weird costumes and imitation cowboy style.

                                           No Known Cure

Treatment: Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. In fact it has been shown to prolong life. Play Hoedown recordings for soothing effect. Victim should go square dancing as often as possible.

S.D. Caller, Dept. of Public Health

 Spokane Area Council, Spokane, Washington